What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 09:48

Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Where are the gay people in India?
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
So they tried
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
How is sex with a woman for gay men?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
No go.
No way
Still no good